Will some ask President Elect Obama…

1) Who will your suggested “Internal Security Force” defend us against since you don’t believe in securing the boarders?  And why will it need to be the same size as our current military?

 2) If you cut the current military budget by 25% and then establish this “Internal Security Force” that is to be equally funded, aren’t you actually increasing the overall military budget by 50%?   (100 - 25% x 2 = 150)  Did they teach basic math at Harvard Law School?

3) Why did you promise so much in your campaign and then immediately try to lower expectations in your acceptance speech?  Duh, how silly of me.  Promises are made to get elected and since you’ve never really accomplished anything you’re not sure you can deliver but what the heck you got elected.

4) Do you propose to change the name of our country to The United Soviet States of America?

 5) How do you propose to tax the small business owners who earn over $250,000 per year and keep them from passing that expense on to the consumer? 

6) Are you going to change the entire tax structure so those earning over $250,000 per year can no longer take advantage of the copious tax breaks to either drastically reduce their tax burden or even to eliminate it?

7) If you are going to reduce the military budget by 25% and we can’t now afford to sustain a force in Iraq and fight a war in Afganistan at the same time without over-stretching our forces, how will we be able to defend our country from an attack by say Argentina and/or Iran?

8) Why is it important to cut our military budget if the majority of our spending goes to welfare programs considering the constitution mandates that the national government provide for the common defence but, according to the defined and limited duties of our government under the constitution, welfare should fall under the egis of the states?

9) If race was not an issue in this election, would you have won without 96% of the black vote?

10) What kind of puppy are you going to get your children?  (That’s one of the tough questions the media will be throwing at you in the days leading to you inaugeration.  I just thought I’d prepare you.)

 11) Will Rev. Wright say the prayer at your inaugeration?  If not why not and (more importantly) if so why?  Also will you allow them to play the national anthym?

12) Will Bill Ayers be our next Secretary of Defense, Secretary of Homeland Security or next Supreme Court Justice?

13) What will you name your dog?  May I suggest Vladimir or Hugo?

14) Will the tax cut to Americans earning under $250,000 per year be more or less than those they will lose when you allow the Reagan tax cuts to lapse?

15) Will the American tax payers have to foot the bill every time Biden has to have his foot removed from his mouth?  If so, will that mean you will have to hold back on tax cuts or other promised programs?

16) Will Hilary be given a spot in your cabinet or will you just put her in charge of the placement of important files?

17) Will Bill Clinton be given a cabinet position or will you institute a new position of Court Jester to the President?

18) What do you consider your greatest stength your outside shot or your rebounding?

19) Colin Powell has figuratively taken Monica Lewinski’s position will he find another way to serve your White House?

20) Would you rather go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin?

21) Are you planning on reaching out across the isle to Republicans the same way you extended your hand to ‘Joe the Plumber’?

22) Is it okay for you to wear a flag pin now that you are President or does it clash with the pink color of your politics?

23) If your wife was finally proud of America for the first time in her adult life when you were nominated, is it fair to say now that you were elected that she is tickled pink?

24) When you pull the troups out of Iraq will you put them back in when the Shia and Sunni start up a revelotion to get control of the new government or will you leave that up to Iran to settle?

25) Will you try to explain to Senator Byrd that you are really the President Elect and not Joe Biden and will you offer Senator Byrd the position of US Ambassador to the UN so the entire world can enjoy his speeches?

26) Will Barney Franks be our next Secretary of Housing and Urban Developement since his work with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac helped assure your election?

27) How many steps before the King?

28) Will you be able to get it all done in two terms or will you need to pull a Bloomberg?

29) Did you really get all your campaign funds $10 at a time from individual donors?  Didn’t anyone give like $11.75 or something?

30) Will you spare the lives of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity after your party distroys their careers?

More questions will follow if I’m still allow to speak and am free after this is posted.Secretary for Housing and Urban Developmentecretary for Housing and Urban Development

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