Comments on: Idle Chatter http://blog.attilathehunschool.net/2007/12/01/idle-chatter/ "When in doubt, conquer!" Sun, 20 May 2012 19:17:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: fbk http://blog.attilathehunschool.net/2007/12/01/idle-chatter/#comment-35 fbk Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:09:45 +0000 http://blog.attilathehunschool.net/2007/12/01/idle-chatter/#comment-35 What's your girlfriend's e-mail address again, Les? What’s your girlfriend’s e-mail address again, Les?

]]> By: Les Smart http://blog.attilathehunschool.net/2007/12/01/idle-chatter/#comment-34 Les Smart Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:05:11 +0000 http://blog.attilathehunschool.net/2007/12/01/idle-chatter/#comment-34 Who cares what women think? If they're hot, I'll be looking and not listening. If they're not, I'll tune them out and try to think of a way to get away from them. What are they thinking about when I'm talking to them? I haven't gotten very far past the slap to wonder and, if she hasn't slapped me, I'm busy trying to get the Strawberry Margarita off my face and out of my shirt. Am I a chauvinist? I'll ask my girlfriend when she's finished making my dinner, doing my laundry, and cleaning the house. I hope she doesn't read this. Who cares what women think? If they’re hot, I’ll be looking and not listening. If they’re not, I’ll tune them out and try to think of a way to get away from them.

What are they thinking about when I’m talking to them? I haven’t gotten very far past the slap to wonder and, if she hasn’t slapped me, I’m busy trying to get the Strawberry Margarita off my face and out of my shirt.

Am I a chauvinist? I’ll ask my girlfriend when she’s finished making my dinner, doing my laundry, and cleaning the house.

I hope she doesn’t read this.

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